Jen's COLOUR Manifesto.
I want us to live in a world of peace, harmony and colour. So here is my ‘Declaration of Intent’ for us to achieve this goal;
We all have choices but you WILL wear; red on Mondays. I intend to invent money trees that WILL stay green and flourish all year round, and then we parents won’t be so poor. Blue on Tuesdays. In our world of freedom of speech, all uniforms WILL be warm red in colour. Yellow on Wednesdays. Any persons caught in the act of cruelty or arrogance WILL be forced to parade around with a purple placard on their back to indict their crimes. Mauve-violet on Thursdays. All persons in power, whilst at work, MUST wear lime green somewhere on his/herself which should be on view, i.e. a tie, hair-band, shoes, etc. Turquoise on Fridays. All children have rights, but when they turn into obnoxious, lazy, self-centred teenagers they WILL be branded with a temporary cool red mark in the middle of their foreheads, as warning to us adults, only to be removed when they learn some humility. Ceremonies will now be in purple-blue, all shades and tints will be acceptable. Sundays, you can wear any colour you like, as long as it’s NOT a colour worn during the week. Black should NEVER be worn unless it’s by a chic stylish person like myself.
